All the worst NBA-related Christmas presents

It’s Christmas time and that means it’s time for all kind of presents. Every year millions of people lose their mind trying to find something for friends and family and it’s very hard to suggest what to buy, but it’s very much easier to report all kind of stuff you definitely shouldn’t buy. We did it with Serie A’s online stores and now we’re doing it with NBA gadgets.

The National Basketball Association is one of the biggest business in the world and it’s easy to understand how every kind of items can be found in the league store or franchises’ ones. From beautiful snapbacks to classic jerseys, but also things that amaze for their pointlessly, just like the Dallas Mavericks’ branded barbecue set. 

Often all the craziest and ugliest items remain unsold and gathered in a category that can be compared to a Dante’s Inferno circle, the “Sales”. The items we’re going to see belong to two categories: things not to buy at all and things to give to those you hate. Well, maybe they are just the same category after all.

Philadelphia 76ers belt.

It wasn’t hard, I’m sure, to find a better color choice for a belt than this kind of blue. It’s ugly, but it could even be useful.

Orlando Magic Christmas Balls

To be honest, those balls aren’t so bad, but the true question is: who could possibly be so madly in love with Magics to decorate his Christmas tree with this very balls?

Denver Nuggets Car Mat

I’ve always wondered why a fan should buy something of any sports teams, with the team logo on it, which function is to be stepped on? Think about it…

New Orleans Pelicans charger skin

Honestly, I didn’t even know it existed until now. It’s cute but useless, who could possibly buy this thing? Maybe it’s because I’m Italian, but I don’t like stickers.

Milwaukee Bucks “home” button stickers

Ugly, useless and probably very uncomfortable. I’ve seen many people struggling with that button and they conceive a way to make it even more hard to use. Not cool, guys.

Detroit Pistons lace clip

Let’s say this, if you have to buy it for me choose another team. That’s a clip that prevents your laces to untie and that’s an object that could even be useful.

Brooklyn Nets billiard cue rack

We reconnect with the previous subject, why in the name of God would I buy something like this just because it has the team logo on it? Why??

Utah Jazz women shoes


Can you please burn every existent pair of those? Did the world actually need those? You could’ve chosen Hayward’s jersey for sale and make some money.

Sacramento Kings nail stickers

I’m not the most suitable person to comment this kind of things, as I cannot stand every kind of ornament for nails. But I know some women in the US bought those. I know it because I’ve got no faith in human kind.

OKC’s Kippah

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Merry Xmas everybody.