To which kind of wardrobe does Federico Santander look?

There are various types of wardrobe: there are mirrors that then when you close you can see if you're dressed well, then there are those who are also a bookstore or those who disappear and are no longer seen, seem giant chameleons and full of cloth.
There are various types of forward:  there are those who always frame the mirror and when they close the right you can see the ball come in, then there are those who are also a second tip or those who disappear and are no longer seen, seem giant chameleons and full of talent.

Federico Santander is a bit of a mixture of these things here. We learned to know him in these first days at Bologna and he's already funny: his broad, Aztec face is obscured by Piatek's bony face and ice eyes, but one with Santander's hair, however, you can not help him. Santander looks like Machete when he is young, and above all he looks like a wardrobe: he is 1.87 m tall and weighs 88 kg (without containing even a dress).

His nickname is El Ropero (the wardrobe, for the note), but what types of closet really looks like Federico Santander is one of those questions that must be asked, after seeing his second goal in Serie A. A bomb capable to throw down a whole room.

Returning to the wardrobes, here are some examples of Ropero that could easily replace Santander in the field without anyone noticing anything.

#1 Standard wardrobe with 2 doors

#2 Minimal wardrobe

Perhaps the kind of wardrobe that is less suited to Santander, which is anything but "minimal". The way he scores some goals, though, is wonderfully essential. A walkable wardrobe (would anyone really dare to ward off a wardrobe?).

#3 Victorian Wardrobe

Looking at him well, this Paraguayan man looks like something out of a strange, different era, during which football was still fused with rugby. El Ropero is perhaps 150 years old and is one of the pioneers of football. One thing is certain: Santander in football-rugby would have broken through.

#4 Flying wardrobe

Here’s Santander pulls a wardrobe straight to the door, then opens his arms wide to accommodate all the clothes in the world.

#5 Sliding wardrobe

When El Ropero extends his leg the volume inside it multiplies, while the opponents risk their lives. Then everything returns to normal, but be careful not to stay close to it when it decides to open up.

#6 Wardrobe which has been given a header

We are sure that Federico Santander would also hit a wardrobe, if only he was properly crossed.

#7 Clothes on a chair

Was it really necessary to wear a T-shirt over another shirt?

Bonus - Wardrobe with kitten inside

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